Sunday, May 23, 2010

An Ode to Great Things

An Ode to Great Things
by SarahLynn Zavoral

Oh, the things, the things that make life great!
Like eating ice cream to try and gain weight.
Where did we get the giant box of sweets?
Costco, of course! The price can't be beat.

The new washing machine has been a charm!
We can wash all we want without any harm.
With less mountains of clothes around the room,
I'm able to find things without blowing a fume.

And how great are two bathrooms in one house!
We can both use The John without having a joust.

We were worried how having no cable would be,
but, oh, the things we get done when there isn't TV.
There's still internet, though, and what a joy!
What great connections that thing can employ.

Call us nerds or dorks, we don't care.
We love NPR news every time they're on air!
They feature music, politics, science and sports
In unbiased lengths that are nothing too short.

How can I forget our brand new screen doors?
Both a front and back increases the scores!

Tupperware, sunglasses, new underwear,
Google Chrome and juicies make life easy to bear!
Did I mention our unlimited supply of ice cream?
Why, without all these great things, I'm sure I would scream!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Soap Box Time!

Okay, to begin making my point, let's imagine that you are standing in line to get into Disneyland. You just bought your tickets and you're moments away from stepping into the Happiest Place on Earth.

Just as you reach the ticket scanner, your attention is drawn to a most unusual scene taking place at the fence right next to the check-in area. To your utter surprise, a family is scrambling to climb over the fence and get into the park! They don't have any tickets with them and they seem to have no intention of paying for any.

Appalled, you mention something to the security guard. "Excuse me, sir, did you see that family just climb the fence into the park?"

"Oh, don't worry. That happens all the time."

"All the time?" you inquire. "But, what about paying to get in? My whole family has been waiting and saving up to come to Disneyland. And now I come to find out that people just jump the fence to get in?"

"What do you want me to do?" barks the guard. "Go run after them? They're already in the park, it will take hours to find them! There's nothing we can do about it!"

***

This story is a perfect parallel to how I view-you guessed it-illegal immigration.

The only difference is that if anyone actually tried hopping the fence into Disneyland, everyone would be freaking out. Tourists would yell and point fingers, park workers would make a human Wall of China, and security guards would pounce on any freeloader--even ones that attempted to innocently get in with someone else's Season Pass. (Believe me, I know. We didn't have much luck when we tried it.)

So the fact that controlling illegal immigration continues to be an issue of controversy is beyond me. The key word is illegal. But that doesn't seem to phase the government when they allow illegal residents to benefit from nearly all government services--including health care--without paying a dime for it. Does it not occur to legislatures that perhaps one of the keys to helping our health care problems and economic problems would be to STOP feeding, nursing and educating illegal aliens for free and START finding a way to tax them for being here?

Now don't get me wrong. We should -and do- welcome anyone with open arms into America--as long as they are willing to pay the price, learn our laws and agree to follow them. It's really not that difficult.

Wrong, you say! It isn't easy to become an American, you argue! The fee is so high (relative to the kind of money Mexicans have) and the wait is so long. I am very aware of this. I have had several students and friends with illegal parents, cousins, and grandparents. I am pretty sensitive to the needs and desires that Mexicans have to seek a better life. It's awesome that they want to come to America. That is an honor to Americans!

But that doesn't justify illegal activity. It isn't fair for some people to get into Disneyland for free while others scrimp, save and wait to get in. Simply stated, it's immoral.

Which is why I commend Arizona legislatures and Governor Jan Brewer for their recent efforts to crack down on the problem. In case you haven't been paying attention, it's a new law that gives officers the right and requirement to ask any residents for proof of citizenship (including people that are breaking the law or just hanging outside of Home Depot). If the resident cannot give proof, officers can arrest him/her. If the person is found to be an illegal immigrant, action will be taken - deportation and the like.

My reaction: Duh! Is this seriously something we had to make a law about? I thought/hoped officers were already doing this since other countries have been doing this kind of thing for ages. If you've ever been outside of the country, you would know that it is pretty basic to require visitors and citizens to show paperwork at anytime to any government official (i.e. passport, visa, license, etc).

It is amazing to me that many people, including the city of LA and Santa Ana (highly populated by Mexicans) are in outrage over this AZ law. This perplexes me because the people who I think would support this law the most are legal Mexican Americans. They are the people who waited faithfully in line to Disneyland and that paid full price to get in!

My favorite is the argument that this law will legalize racial profiling. First of all, the racial profile already exists--people already think that most Mexicans are illegal. Both the illegals and the American government are to thank for that. I say this with no disrespect toward Mexicans. The profile would exist toward any other nationality that had hundreds of thousands of its citizens seeping into America illegally without any consequences. I mean really.

If anything, this new law will decrease racial profiling. How? Once all the illegals have been found and deported, there won't be anymore illegal Mexicans to racially profile. As a result, everyone can be confident that if they run into a Mexican in AZ, that person is a legal citizen!

What a wonderful thing to have! Confidence that anyone we come in contact with in our country is here legally. I look forward to the day.

Note: All of these ideas/statements are my own, so you don't need to accuse me of watching too much Fox News or something. We haven't had TV for almost two months, and I hated watching Fox News when we did have TV. I have gotten most of my information from NPR, which is more left wing than right.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Story of the Week

In an effort to start the next singing game with my Kindergartners, I chose a few responsible kids to demonstrate what to do before I set the mob loose.

One student that I chose was Brandon (name changed). He is one of the funniest and tiniest students in his grade.

"Find a partner, Brandon," I urged. "Choose someone who is being really responsible."

Brandon's demeanor immediately changed from a giddy, free spirited little kid to an authoritarian. He straightened out his pants, stood up as tall as he could (which was just 3 ft high) and put his hands straight at his side.

With the most teacher sounding voice he could muster, he announced, "Okay, boys and girls! I am looking for a student that is very responsible. Someone that is sitting criss-cross applesauce, and is quiet and...and has their hands like this (gesturing linked fingers) in their lap."

Trying not to laugh, I sat back and watched to see how long he would play teacher.

He then slowly walked back and forth, around his peers, with his head still up tall, but his eyes gazing down below him. Every child was now sitting as still as soldiers, all with their hands in their laps. "Hmmm," Brandon thought out loud. Putting his fingers to his chin, he said, "Let me see. Who should I pick?"

He waited as long as he could, then without warning cried out "Tommy!!" And giggled uncontrollably with his new partner.

I love my job.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Fixin' Workin' Playin'

Apologies for not posting very regularly. Moving has kind of taken a toll on us. So to make up for it, here's a 3-in-1 post for you!

Fixin'-
We're pretty much moved into our new home now! Jeremy replaced a toilet as soon as we moved in. He did a great job with that! He also started replacing a screen door, but that got put on hold cuz he needed more parts. He started replacing the bathroom fans, but that got put on hold cuz he needed more parts. He also started replacing the bathroom facets, but that also got put on hold cuz he needed more parts.


So now we have a few unfinished projects laying around, which kind of keeps us second guessing about this home ownership thing. But all our worries are set aside everytime we pop in another load of laundry into our very own washer and dryer!!! It is perhaps one of the best things that has ever happened to us! (Lame, you might say. But once you've lived 8 years without your own washing machine, I think you'll understand).

We also found a dead bird in one of the bathroom ceiling fans! It looked rotted and dusty. It must have gotten sucked into the vent because the fan was installed incorrectly. Instead of sucking air out of the bathroom, it was sucking air into the bathroom. Pretty much the thing sucked.
Workin'-
I had another performance this week- the JK and Kindergarten performance. It was awesome, very exhausting, but worth it. This performance showed parents the games and activities that we do in music class. It's funny, cuz some parents think "Oh wait, it's not a performance?" and they get let down. But once they see the show-er music class- they are completely blown away. I got comments like "I can't believe how much they are learning in music!" "This is the best school performance I've seen in 30 years!" "My favorite part is that all the children are so engaged and loving every activity!"
Jeremy has been workin really hard at Hormel and also working hard to apply for a part time MBA program. More details to come soon...


Playin'-
We've had lots of fun entertaining our visitors the last couple of months. In February, one of my best college friends, Megan and her husband Brandon, came to visit for the day as part of their So Cal vacation. We took them to the night market on HB center street and had fun playing games together in our apartment. It was so great to be with Megan again and to be together as married people this time!! Super fun!!

In March, Mom & Dad Z and The Matt came to visit. We went to Disneyland and California Adventure Land. It was a BLAST. My personal favorites were the Dole pineapple floats in the
Tiki hut, and the Alladin musical. But being with the family was the best part. Matt has pretty much morphed into a clone of Jeremy, so we had a few awkward moments when I mistook him for my husband!
This past week, our sister Melissa came to visit for a church conference. It was great to bask in her cheerfullness and coolness. She of course met 25 guys that want to date her now, so hopefully we'll see her here more often!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

becoming all the wiser



This past month has presented a huge learning curve for Jeremy and me. We really feel like grown-ups now that we figured out how to buy a home! Thanks to Jeremy's hard work, we closed just 3 days after we were supposed to, which we've been told is a miracle these days. We were still able to move in on Saturday! And now it's my Spring Break, so I can spend all week unpacking!! We feel very blessed and grateful that everything worked out for our good. But it was mostly very stressful and confusing. Here's a few things we learned. For those out there more naive than us, maybe this can help you in the future.

  • Make sure you have a spouse with a lot of ambition, who is really smart, and who is willing to fill in the gaps when you can't/don't. There is no way this would have happened without Jeremy.
  • Don't ever throw your W2 forms or tax papers away- even from several years ago. You're gonna need them to buy a home.
  • Don't wait around for people at escrow to file the papers or get them ready. It's up to YOU to get on their case and make it happen. (Good job, Jeremy!)
  • Escrow will try to charge $250 to send your documents from one office to another. Just offer to transport them yourself, and they won't charge you.
  • Make sure you get both electricity AND water set up before you move in. No one reminded us about the water. (Small detail that makes a BIG difference). Luckily we still could go potty and shower in our old apartment for 3 out 5 days that we didn't have water in our home.

  • Magic erasers are the best for cleaning an apt. If you haven't used one of these, you've got to. They get rid of every scratch and scrape. I swear, we left that place SPOTLESS. (We better get our deposit back!)
  • Try to find the blessings in all of the incoveniences. There was a huge earthquake on Sunday. Maybe Heavenly Father knew that if our water was on, the earthquake would mess up our pipes, so he made sure we didn't get our water until after the earthquake. Who knows?!
  • Remeber that when you are applying for a loan, all of your financial info is at risk. Be ready to have people steal your identity. That happened to Jeremy. But at least we have brand new credit cards now!
  • Craig'slist is wonderful. We were able to sell and buy several important items in record time!
  • God answer's prayers. I knew we would close and move in on time because we had been praying earnestly and doing our part. That's all it takes!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

We're Home Owners-and other news

So, it's been a while. Here's a quick update:
  • We bought a cute town home in Huntington Beach! We will close on March 29 and start moving in later that week!! 2 bed, 1.5 bath. Washer/dryer hookup, fireplace, our own upstairs and downstairs, patio, and lots of opportunities to fix up the place. The location is just down the street, but we will be in a new ward at church, so it should be fun to meet new people. Our commute to work will be the same. And we can still ride our bikes to the beach! Now we have a guest bedroom, so come visit!!
  • My school had their Open House in mid-Feb. It marked my one year of teaching at this school! It's so weird to think that I've only been there one year. It feels like ten!
  • Jeremy has been really succesful with selling new Hormel products to his grocery chain customer. This store has been really notorious for not buying new products like Hormel's party trays and yummy pork tenderloins, so Hormel has been giving Jeremy high fives for all the new things he's getting this store to buy.
  • I went to Sacramento last week for a 3 day MENC conference (music education thing). I stayed with Jeremy's family and had a BLAST. They took me to Sutter's Fort, Bowling, and Grandma's. We also celebrated our youngest cousin's 1st birthday! It was actually pretty fun being there without Jeremy. I got to have Matt, our little brother, all to myself. Oh yeah, I also learned a lot for my job at the conference.
  • On Thursday, my 3rd graders performed their musical. I wrote the show and called it "So You think you Can't Dance." It was a spoof on the dance TV shows. In this show, the contestants think they can't dance, but the judges know they can. It was really cute. The students danced to folk songs and works by great composers, showing what they've learned about tempo, rhythm, melody, and beat. They choreograhped some dances and improvised to others. We also sang a few choral pieces. I was SO proud of them.
  • Last night, Jeremy and I fell asleep at 6:30pm watching TV. We woke up at 10:00pm, but only long enough to roll into bed. We were zonked out until 8:30am this morning. That's 14 hours of sleep!! What the heck!? I guess that's another testiment to the fact that we have been really busy.
  • Today we went to the beach to play beach football. The weather was gorgious!!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Baking for "Cake Boss"

Here's what happened last week, starting on Feb 13:

Jeremy- Hey, SarahLynn. I forgot to tell you that we got a wierd letter in the mail.

SL- Really? Where is it?

Jeremy- I put it in the bedroom. I don't really know who it's from.

SL (upon inspecting)- Hmm. Well, it's addressed to both of us. It's either covered in mud or chocolate. And it looks like your handwriting.

Jeremy- No! That's not mine... Do you recognize the return address?

SL (squinting)- Hoboken, New Jersey. It's from Cake Boss!

(If you've seen the TV show, you'll appreciate what "Cake Boss" wrote to us).

Dear SarahLynn and Jeremy,
Ahh! Sugar! Sugar!
Look, we're really SWAMPED at the bakery this week with Valentine's Day coming up and all. I need yous guys to make a cake to fill one a our orders!
So here's the deal...this really nice couple--and I mean REALLY NICE couple-- is celebrating their 5th Valentine's Day together as a couple. And I just think thas really special, ya know. I mean, not many couples have had five years together for Valentines day and are still THIS NICE.
So here's my vision for this cake...IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!! We gonna start with some pound cake, multi-layered with some filling, then yous gonna dirty-ice it and add more layers. This things gonna be freakin YOUGE! Then you's gonna cover it in fondant and add some etching, some piping...whatever it takes to really get that romantic kind of classic Valentines feel. Then yous got to cover it with WHATEVER yous guys want. It's like the more you add, the better it's gonna look! Ya know?
Thing is, I need you to start and finish dis thing tomorrow (Feb 14). And make sure yous guys talk wich your families tomorrow, too, cause that's what life is all about, ya know?
Aright, get dis done tomorrow and cousin Vinny will be der to pick it up.
You the best,
Cake Boss
So we didn't quite succeed in Cake Boss' vision. We didn't use fondant or special iced etchings, and I ended up ruining the part with red velevet cake because the box wouldn't let me be creative enough. But we were still able to have fun with a few layers of chocolate cake, fruit and frosting. Thank you Jeremy for a very creative and fun Valetine's Day. I love you!!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Guess Who

We've been learning about a special person. See if you can guess what country he is from based on his circumstances:

1. His nickname is David and he is 11 years old.
2. When he was 7, his dad was murdered.
3. He lives with his single mom in a home with one bedroom. He has eight brothers and sisters. Since his mom cannot work, she is currently making money by renting a corner of their family room to another family with 7 kids. The space is separated by a sheet hanging from the walls.
4. He sleeps on a couch with his brother. Sometimes he falls asleep listening to one of the neighbors getting beaten by her husband.
5. He likes basketball, but can't play at the park near his home because there is too much violence. "My brother's told me that if I go there, I will get shot."
6. He doesn't know what TIVO is and he's never been in a jacuzzi.
7. The school he goes to is only in session four hours a day.
8. His mom cannot work and they don't have a car. Sometimes he does the shopping for his mom.
9. He listens to a lot of rap music and watches the Family Guy.
10. His two older brothers are currently in jouvenile hall for gang violence. His home is surrounded by gang violence and drug dealers.
11. He signed up for "Big Brothers, Big Sisters" because he wants to know what it is like to have a normal brother.

You might not guess he's from America until the last few clues. David is actually from Orange County.

A few months ago, Jeremy volunteered to be a big brother for "at-risk" youth in Orange County. He finally got his new little brother a few weeks ago. Jeremy has played basketball with him, taken him to the beach and arcade, and gone swimming with him. They are becoming really good friends. David keeps saying "this is the best day ever" when they are together. He even drew Jeremy a picture of the Sacramento Kings.

It's amazing to hear the stories that Jeremy tells of this little boy and all the things he goes through. I'm fascinated with the two very different worlds that Jeremy and David come from, yet, they only live 15 minutes away from each other. I love Jeremy for his desire to help make a difference in this boy's life. It's so attractive, don't you think? But I can also tell that David is making a difference in Jeremy's life, too. I hope they become lifelong friends.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

House Hunting

So, our year lease ended this month, the housing prices are at an all-time low, we're pretty sure we will be here for a couple more years, there's a huge tax break for first time home buyers, and we've been saving up....so that only means one thing! We are looking for a home to buy!!


Well, really a condo or a townhome, since we can't afford a real house anywhere in Orange County. But it's still pretty exciting! We've spent 3 weekends looking so far. Last week our first offer fell through. Yesterday we put down two different offers, so we'll see if we get one of those.




(These are the types of places we've put offers on!)



The only thing we don't understand is what a "buyer's market" really is. We thought it meant that the buyer gets to pretty much negotiate any price they want, make the seller pay for closing costs, and that we can pick and choose and take our time. That is NOT the case that we have found ourselves in...at least in this area with the pricerange that we are looking at, which are all mostly bank-owned properties.


Instead, we are finding that if we want any sellers to take our offer, we have to bid 10-20 thousand ABOVE the asking price, agree to pay our own closing costs, avoid FHA loans, and we cannot be picky or take our time. We pretty much have to decide while we're looking at the place whether or not we're going to make an offer. That's because every place that we've seen has had at least 3 offers on the property before we even walk in the door. These condos and townhomes are going like hotcakes! Our first offer that we put down was 13,000 above asking price and they turned it down because someone else offered 5,000 more than we did!


So correct me if I'm wrong, but it don't sound like no buyer's market to me! Not in this neighborhood. I hope that's a good thing for our economy, but it certainly doesn't make it easy for us as dinky, little first time home buyers.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Insert Title Here

As part of therapy (Jeremy is my therapist), I am being challenged to write this blog post in less than 15 minutes. Why? Let me explain...

Jeremy and I are trying to figure out why I am spending so much time working at the school. I swear I am always doing things that have to be done. I have a priority list, I am pretty organized, etc. Well, I'm starting to realize that a lot of my time is spent writing and re-reading emails and letters to teachers or parents.

Last Sunday, Jeremy caught me preparing a letter for some parents. I typed up the first draft in about 20 minutes (way too long for length of content) and then I spent an additional 45 minutes tweaking, rereading and editing. He kept trying to tell me that it was fine, but I couldn't get myself to leave it be!

Then, during the week, I caught myself working on a short email to another teacher for nearly 35 minutes. Later, I found myself spending another 30 mintues writing a different email. It was rediculous.

I know why I do this. During my first year of teaching, I had a very bad experience that had to do with emails. I sent an email to my boss about the janitors locking my room when I was still in the building, either when I went to the bathroom or was working in the supply room. Since I was not the only teacher having this problem, I asked her if it was possible for the teachers to lock their own rooms when we left the building. Later, she tried to use that email against me to prove that I am an insubordinate employee. It was an awful situation to be in--this only being a sliver of it-- and needless to say, aside from everything else that happened, I have become totally paranoid about any email that I ever send to anyone.

Okay, it's been fifteen minutes. Ugh!! I'm not done yet!!

So now, in an effort to avoid ever being in a pickle like that again, I scrutinize everything I write. I have really become obsessed with it. And it drives me nuts knowing that no matter what I write, and no matter how nice it sounds, someone could still take it offensively. Some of you will say, "so just talk to them in person!" But I can't go running around the school just to ask someone if they are going to have their class come to music due to holiday parties. Yes, I get obsessed and paranoid about even sending the most mundane emails.

Hopefully I can begin to get rid of this obsession by writing blog posts without obsessing over it for hours like I usually do. Hence, the reason I don't have a real title for this blog, as I usually spend too much time coming up with one. I guess I'll keep you "posted" on how getting rid of this obsession goes!

[Ahh! I have a lot of anxiety posting this with only re-reading it twice!!]

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Puerto Vallarta

It's pretty cool to think that we were able to visit two "Puertos" in 2009.

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico was awesome! This was the first time that all of SarahLynn's sisters have been together since our wedding, so it was extra special.

We had a lot of fun together. Jeremy almost got engulfed by an enormous manta ray that had a wingspan of 14 feet. Tanya got super tan using every waking moment of sunshine. SarahLynn was the loudest screamer on our zip-lining adventure. Desha took the most (and the best) pictures. Dad threw up about 9 times on our scuba diving trip, and Mom performed the most consistent serves in tennis.

One of our favorite parts was when we found a newborn baby humpback whale learning how to swim alongside his mother. We were less than 100 ft away from them! We also enjoyed when the whole family ate together at all the resort restaurants. The food was amazing (and unlimited). But even better than the food was that we were all together.
Jungle Adventure
This is SarahLynn free-falling in the jungle!
More Pictures from the Trip
Mom and Dad marked their 32nd wedding anniversary while we were together!

Tanya dropped her ice cream cone. It was funny cuz she waited in line almost 15 minute to get it.Notice that both of our elbows are up? We had no idea we were both doing the same thing. It must be genetic!